now your hope and compassion is gone

[fuckingguy]

These letters can be found in the desk drawer of Nandor's room in suite 1. Each one is in its own sealed envelope, with the exception of the blank piece of paper addressed to Guillermo, which is just kind of sitting around underneath all the rest. The penmanship is fantastic and appears to have been done in fountain pen. The spelling and grammar are not as great, but we have no real canon reference point for that other than the knowledge that he spells assholes "asholes", so just do with that what you will!

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Brett the Euphonious,

[ What follows is an extremely detailed account of the Founding Fathers throuple situation! Unfortunately, it was a throwaway joke that they then, literally, threw away in the interest of cutting down the episode, so everyone will just have to imagine their own story. He also throws in his recollection of the Boston Tea Party. Absolutely none of this squares with how long Nandor has been in the US, by his own prior admissions, but that's a mockumentary for you! ]

I understand that you are more fragile than my kind, but we are not immune to depressive spells, which are not literal spells in case you were wondering that to yourself. I myself was in a very bad way before I arose from slumber in New Rapture. Probably would have continued to be so if you people had not talked to me and made me share my thoughts and fears. I worry that you will descend to similar depths of self-pity and hopelessness.

I have found that two things help: you must be honest about your feelings with at least one person, and you must think of what Jonathan Harker would be doing with himself in your situation, and then do the opposite of that. I have even come up with an acronym to make it easier to remember: WWJD. It is short for What Wouldn't Jonathan Do?

Sincerely,
Nandor the Relentless

PS: My hope is that the title will be amusing, your voice is good but it is not THAT good.